The streaming giant is taking its sweet time to get into the gaming industry, and honestly, who can blame them?
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, Netflix has announced that it’s taking a slow approach to video games. Because, let’s be real, why rush into the 21st century when you can take your sweet time and enjoy the view?
According to a spokesperson for the company, “We’re not in a hurry to get into the gaming industry. We’re just going to take our time, enjoy the scenery, and maybe stop and smell the roses along the way.”
And honestly, who can blame them? The gaming industry is a mess. There’s so much competition, so much pressure to constantly release new content, and so much drama surrounding microtransactions and loot boxes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera.
So, kudos to Netflix for taking a step back and saying, “You know what? We’re good. We’ll just stick to what we know and love, like Stranger Things and The Office reruns.”
I mean, think about it. Netflix has been around since 1997, and it’s only now that they’re dipping their toes into the gaming pool. Talk about taking your time. It’s like they’re trying to make sure they don’t get too carried away with all the excitement of video games and accidentally forget to make another season of Stranger Things.
But hey, who knows? Maybe this slow and steady approach will pay off. Maybe Netflix will come out with a game that’s so revolutionary, it’ll change the gaming industry forever. Or maybe they’ll just stick to what they know and love, like making mediocre original movies and canceling shows after two seasons.
Either way, it’s clear that Netflix is taking a page out of the tortoise’s playbook. Slow and steady wins the race, right? Right?!
